Jasmine responds: Scat play -- Is it dangerous?

Dear Malice,

I've always been facinated with scat play. My question is this: is consuming(eating) your partner's feces safe? Or will it make me sick... or worse (is it poisonous?)

-Poop Player

Dear Poop Player,

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WIT CHU PEOPLE.

HOW THE FUCK YOU GETTIN OFF TO STICKIN SHIT IN YO MOUTH???? AND NOT EVEN YO OWN SHIT. AINT NOBODY THAT SICK UNLESS THEY GETTIN MONEY GETTIN PAID TO MAKE THEM INTERNET SHOCK VIDEOS.

WHO THE FUCK YOU GETTIN DOWN WITH THAT BE COOL WITH YOU PUTTIN A SPOON INTO THEY ASSHOLE?

IS SHIT POISONOUS??? THE FUCK YOU THINK SHIT IS??? THERES A REASON YO BODY DOES EVERYTHING IT CAN TO PUSH THAT SHIT (PUN INTENDED.) OUTCHO ASSHOLE. 2 GIRLS 1 CUP WASNT REAL FUCKERS. THAT SHIT BE SOME ICE CREAM.

FUCK,

Jasmine